i am to think out a funny joke

賣野呀

after reading this post
I think you just want to show qualities
unfortunately, you entirely fail in doing it
let alone your grammar, how dare you type 'service' as 'serve' ?
I hope you can learn a lesson from this
and also duly consider before doing such things
because you have to bear the consequence

*Language is for communication but not for make displays,plaese behave youself !